It has been awhile since one of us has posted anything, which we’re sorry for. So I (airec) took the time to write down some of the random text messages we corresponded over the weekend, which involves ice-skating, a tween rock show, fitness motivation, and aimless humor that probably doesn’t make much sense to anyone but us.
Me: Who knew that ice skating without fireball in you is a lot easier; you don’t trip over little kids
Koko: Buuut ice skating with Koko and fireball is way funner!
Me: Iono, going ice skating with this girl, her boyfriend, and the finger blaster does have its benefits
Koko: haha, I love that his name is finger blaster >.<
Me: haha, and you wanted to name him Tecate!!!!
Koko: Hahaha I thought Tecate would be a more appropriate rave name. But Finger Blaster is a funny nick name
Me: I guess that’s more of his bro-rave name #B4L
Koko: What’s my #B4L nickname?
Me: Iono, I like KokoKai. What’s my #B4L nickname?
Koko: Hmmm it’s hard to pick one! What do the bros call you most? Cuz I just call you Asian >.<
Me: Well, we live in a society where you have the power of choice, so pick a nickname for me!
Koko: Asian. Haha (:P)
Me: Im rly sore 4m an intense cross training session but I want to do interval training. What do I do!?
Koko: Pop some L-glutamine. Take some pre-workout. And STOP BEING A BITCH
Me: I think you and my mom are the only women that I take orders from and that im scared of.
Koko: No need to be scared . . . you know this unicorn is a big softie
Me: (Tears up) I’m glad u respect and embrace my weakness. Please stop.
Koko: I’ll stop when you learn to get dinner on the table on time!!!
Me: Why are you so mean?
Koko: It’s because men have been oppressing us since the beginning of time! It’s time to fight back!
Me: I’m scared.
Koko: Oppression doesn’t feel goo does it?
***(Later on that night)***
Me: I’m at a punk-pop show and they’re so many tweens
Koko: Hands off! No roofies!!!
Me: WTF, how dare you accuse me of such behavior?!?
Koko: Haha well I’ve seen your EDM-harmony dating profile….
Me: Shut up, those are lies.
Me: Whatever, you’re leaving off to South Africa anyways
Koko: That just means we gotta make the most of my time left in America!
Me: Stop trying to get me to go to Hawaii
Koko: You know you want to
Me: Stop it, stop Jedi-ing me
Koko: Yup, I am a unicorn with Jedi mind powers
Will Scott Your womanhood is showing.
Koleana Kai McGuire Thanks? Haha
Airec Syprasert nope, that’s her erection
Koleana Kai McGuire You boys are so silly
Koleana Kai McGuire I’ll just hide in the closet. That solves everything.
Airec Syprasert oh no, you get out of that closet, you might accidentally fall into Narnia and then everyone there will see your womanhood; might take someones eye out
Koleana Kai McGuire MAYBE I WANNA GO INTO NARNIA! Aslan is my homie…he understands me
Airec Syprasert fine, you and aslan can flant your guys womanhood together. just make sure you shave asland, because no one likes a hairy . . . lion
Will Scott ……
Uhhh…. All I mention I’d that you look more lady like
Airec Syprasert Yea I kinda ran with that. Haha
This is another one of those incidences where I take a innocent compliment to the next level; a level too far. But I guess that’s how my random mind works (;P)
But other than that, it’s a very nice photo of Koleana during her weekend trip in Vegas. Growing into a fine young woman . . . they grow up so fast :’)
Me: Oh man, I got so stuff at dinner while watching the game
Eric: Yeah, those beers are killing my stomach though
Me: Yeah, me too (pause) by the way, I just farted
Eric: Nice, me too
Nothing like living with one of your best friends who’s on the same level as you. Three years strong.
Here is a random conversation that lead into one of our normal husband-abuse-tangents. I don’t know why but most of the battles end with me (Airec) making a sandwich.
Koleana Kai McGuire: Just opened another savings account…I feel like such a grown up (^_^)
Airec Syprasert I have two checking a and two savings with two diff banks. Get in my level girl
Airec Syprasert Got on
Koleana Kai McGuire 2 checkings & 2 savings between 3 places. In yo face!
Airec Syprasert 2jobs and I pick up the kids n make dinner boo-yaaa
Koleana Kai McGuire I bring home the bread, I expect dinner on the table every night!
Airec Syprasert You told me you didn’t care bout that and wouldn’t bring it up anymore!!!! we are equals you said!
Koleana Kai McGuire Well I lied. Now get back in the kitchen & make me a sandwich
Airec Syprasert Ok, you know what, I lied too; it wasn’t good, I faked it (O.O)
i found unicorn helmets and armor . . . play (HALO 4) with me
Koleana Kai McGuire Can we dress up in these and make a harlem shake video pweeaasseeeeee
Airec Syprasert i thought u dont like thsoe kinda videos and thought they were overkill?
Koleana Kai McGuire The beyonce shit was overkill
Airec Syprasert so what ur telling me is that you’re willing to dress up in a halo unicorn helemt as long as we do the harlem shake>?
Airec Syprasert and i emphasize in the word HALO
Koleana Kai McGuire If only there were a way to wear a spirithood OVER the unicorn helmet. Hmmmm
Airec Syprasert why, why would you wanna desecrate the sanctity of halo with a spirithood?!?!
Airec Syprasert maybe u wear the helmet and ill wear the spririthoody? with a ski mask?
Koleana Kai McGuire No I wear both!
Airec Syprasert no, you always do this! like when you didn’t let me choose the color for the drapes, you never let me get what i want
Koleana Kai McGuire You’re so damn high maintenance!
Airec Syprasert (but real talk, you can wear both unicorns cuz ill probably end up slaying the unicorn anyways. im down to make the music video if i can wear the ski mask)
Airec Syprasert and you are a control FREAK!!! always being a man and never letting me have an opinion :*(
Koleana Kai McGuire You’re opinions are irrelevant. I bring home the bread = I make all the decisions.
Koleana Kai McGuire (real talk though: this is going on the Hawaii To-Do List)
Airec Syprasert you’re never appreciative