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Wouldn’t it be cool to actually be a doctor?

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  • Koleana Kai McGuire Hahahahahahha I feel like I’d be letting some people down if I don’t become a doctor
  • Airec Syprasert well you can advise your football players to take a day off if they feel sore, that is kinda like what doctors do right?
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Gives advil to a football player- doctor
  • Airec Syprasert tells football player to walk it off after receiving a hard hit, physical therapist
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Tells football player to alternate drinking water & gatorade- licensed nutritionist
  • Airec Syprasert a little blonde girl on Hawaii’s football sideline in a swarm of gnarlly football players during a game. snowflake
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Being 1 of 5 females on a field full of 130 dudes- successful?
  • Airec Syprasert being an athletic trainer working on a college football team, one of airecs dreams
  • Koleana Kai McGuire It’s not as glorious as it sounds…hella work with no recognition lol
  • Airec Syprasert well i give you recognition. you get to hang out with football players in a school that ACTUALLY has a football team while i hangout with bloggers. . . lol. if i could throw you a parade i would but for now ill just clap for you in my room in front of my laptizzle
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Stops writing in a journal and starts a blog- blogger
  • Airec Syprasert eats at a hole in a wall restaurant in sf and post a facebook status, food blogger
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Writes a yelp review about most recent restaurant experience- food critic.
  • Airec Syprasert puts a table together from ikea, craftsmen
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Buys the latest Drake cd – gangsta
  • Airec Syprasert buys booty shorts and runs around with a boy who just bought the latest drake cd, hoodrat
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Buys a box of cake mix and bakes the cake- martha stewart
  • Airec Syprasert drinks guinness at an Irish bar, honorary irish man
  • Koleana Kai McGuire drinks a corona on cinco de mayo- mexican
  • Airec Syprasert eat a vegetarian burrito on cinco de mayo, hipster mexican
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Buys 1 pair of vans shoes- skater
  • Airec Syprasert joins an MMA gym, UFC fighter
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Girl draws stick figures that her parents hang on the fridge- aspiring artist
  • Airec Syprasert has a baby with a pro football player she met at a club, Real Housewife (or JACKPOT!!! works too)
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Goes to ruby skye in club attire, not knowing Hardwell is playing- raver
  • Airec Syprasert random drunk asian girl grinding on her asian bf at hardwell and poking airec in the eye, ninja assassin
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Creeps up behind a girl dancing in the club and starts dry humping her- future husband
  • Airec Syprasert pushes a guy who started randomly humping her from behind at a club because shes a strong independent woman who needs no man to dance, feminist
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Suggests ab workouts to a friend trying to lose inches- personal trainer
  • Airec Syprasert tells a freshmen not to eat that slice of pizza at the DC and to be aware of the freshmen 15, nutritionist
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Drinks milk straight from the carton- rebel
  • Airec Syprasert Pushes little brother into the pool but quickly pulls him out because he doesn’t know how to swim, lifeguard
  • Koleana Kai McGuire Builds a fire with flint rock- Bear Grillz
  • Airec Syprasert tells his friend that he will find another girl better than his ex who just broke up with him and not to feel down, psychologist
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