Germany Wins World Cup, But Everyone Still Remembers Brazil

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By Airec Sype

If there is one thing that I know from my years of trolling the internet is that within this ginormous community of continuous information, there is no such thing as too far and cruelty will commence! No ones feelings will be spared!

Even after the World Cup has closed it doors and awarded it’s trophy to the powerful country Germany, there is still one thing that the world  remembers . . . #BrazilvsGermany!!!!!!

Internet trolling was ever so true after Brazil suffered an utterly humiliating defeat by the cold hands of German in their semi-final playoff game in the World Cup. And my God, the internet had a field day with this.

So to save you guys sometime trolling the internet, I have found some “Best Hits” of mine that the internet had to offer.

NOTE: None of these images or creative ideas are mine, so I will give credit from where I found it and credit to my best extent. I don’t want y’all coming after me with a pitch fork demanding my blood.

From Odin’s B-Log, I found this nifty plea from the Simpsons characters begging for the pride of Brazil:

stop stop already dead

And for my friends who are also Avatar geeks like me (not that Blue Mans Group reject Avatar from James Cameron), Fokusas 😀 presents us a German Aang taking away Brazil’s Fire Lord’s ability to compete in the World Cup:

everything changed, when the Fire Nation came . . .
everything changed, when the Fire Nation came . . .

The Chive also complied a great shares of memes by John. There 14 great ones that includes a curse put on by Justin Beiber and Dodgeball references, but I think I’m just going to post this one that hits close to home. My heart still feels for the Denver Bronchos and their lost to the Sea hawks . . . I couldn’t watch ESPN for a whole month after the Super Bowl:

I still feel it in my chest. heart ache
I still feel it in my chest. heart ache

There a lot of good ones on there, so check em out!!!

BuzzFeed took it a step up with their compilation of before and after slideable memes! You can change the picture from when the Brazilians were happy and full of hope to when their spirits and souls were CRUSHED!

If that wasn’t enough sad Brazilians for you, check out this Tumblr which is dedicated to showing the world the sad faces of Brazil.

Also, if there was a need for more salt in the wound, a site that I have done some research on before, Pornhub, decided to get in on this Brazil run with this awesomely tweet from Pornhub Katie:

“If I wanted to see a Brazilian gang-bang I would just go on Pornhub. #BrazilvsGermany”

In fact, Pornhub had to also release this tweet after it released its floodgates:

“Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany”

Yup, the internet sure did have a field day with this Brazil lost. Some also notable Facebook quotes I would like to mention (please don’t get mad at me because I did not make them up) are: “How many goals did Germany make against Brazil? A Brazillion!” and “I bet Brazil did nazi that coming.”

Yeah, I know that last one is in bad taste, but it’s the internet, it’s a place where it kicks ya down and then steps on your balls.

Till next time, troll hard.

PS, Pornhub Katie is actually kinda cute.