Germany Wins World Cup, But Everyone Still Remembers Brazil

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By Airec Sype

If there is one thing that I know from my years of trolling the internet is that within this ginormous community of continuous information, there is no such thing as too far and cruelty will commence! No ones feelings will be spared!

Even after the World Cup has closed it doors and awarded it’s trophy to the powerful country Germany, there is still one thing that the world  remembers . . . #BrazilvsGermany!!!!!!

Internet trolling was ever so true after Brazil suffered an utterly humiliating defeat by the cold hands of German in their semi-final playoff game in the World Cup. And my God, the internet had a field day with this.

So to save you guys sometime trolling the internet, I have found some “Best Hits” of mine that the internet had to offer.

NOTE: None of these images or creative ideas are mine, so I will give credit from where I found it and credit to my best extent. I don’t want y’all coming after me with a pitch fork demanding my blood.

From Odin’s B-Log, I found this nifty plea from the Simpsons characters begging for the pride of Brazil:

stop stop already dead

And for my friends who are also Avatar geeks like me (not that Blue Mans Group reject Avatar from James Cameron), Fokusas 😀 presents us a German Aang taking away Brazil’s Fire Lord’s ability to compete in the World Cup:

everything changed, when the Fire Nation came . . .
everything changed, when the Fire Nation came . . .

The Chive also complied a great shares of memes by John. There 14 great ones that includes a curse put on by Justin Beiber and Dodgeball references, but I think I’m just going to post this one that hits close to home. My heart still feels for the Denver Bronchos and their lost to the Sea hawks . . . I couldn’t watch ESPN for a whole month after the Super Bowl:

I still feel it in my chest. heart ache
I still feel it in my chest. heart ache

There a lot of good ones on there, so check em out!!!

BuzzFeed took it a step up with their compilation of before and after slideable memes! You can change the picture from when the Brazilians were happy and full of hope to when their spirits and souls were CRUSHED!

If that wasn’t enough sad Brazilians for you, check out this Tumblr which is dedicated to showing the world the sad faces of Brazil.

Also, if there was a need for more salt in the wound, a site that I have done some research on before, Pornhub, decided to get in on this Brazil run with this awesomely tweet from Pornhub Katie:

“If I wanted to see a Brazilian gang-bang I would just go on Pornhub. #BrazilvsGermany”

In fact, Pornhub had to also release this tweet after it released its floodgates:

“Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany”

Yup, the internet sure did have a field day with this Brazil lost. Some also notable Facebook quotes I would like to mention (please don’t get mad at me because I did not make them up) are: “How many goals did Germany make against Brazil? A Brazillion!” and “I bet Brazil did nazi that coming.”

Yeah, I know that last one is in bad taste, but it’s the internet, it’s a place where it kicks ya down and then steps on your balls.

Till next time, troll hard.

PS, Pornhub Katie is actually kinda cute.

The Humor (and babes) of World Cup 2014 (so far)

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NSFW WARNING for one of the last pictures down.

Facebook, always got something to say
Facebook, always got something to say

By Sype

The last two weeks the world has been submerge(d) in the all might FIFA World Cup 2014. The World Cup is a ginormous soccer (yes, I said soccer and not futbol because despite surprisingly being into the WC2014, I am still an American) tournament where 32 international teams comes together to play their hearts out for a trophy that was probably made in China. (This is a reference to one of the memes from The Chive, I don’t personally know where the hand-reaching-the-ball trophy is made so don’t come after me.)

I will admit that I am not a soccer fan, obviously, but there is something about this W.C. fever that has gotten a hold of me. Since I love football and it’s not in season, I need something to fill my competitive spirit and UFC is too expensive to watch all the time.

This blog however is not going to report on the sport of the World Cup, I don’t know anything about soccer, but of the humor that is following this historic event.

Also before I continue, I just wanna say . . . AMERICA WON THEIR FIRST GAME IN THIS SERIES!!!! #Americanoutlaws #MURICA

The Chive, a great website/blogsite full of . . . guy stuff, complied the first batch of “best of” memes.

I don't know . . . maybe my small head, the most important.
I don’t know . . . maybe my small head, the most important.

Check it out here. There 25 memes and meme #6 is what i referenced in my intro. And I’m sure meme #10 is how most people who hasn’t felt the World Cup Fever feels like right now as they dread every Facebook post about this field game that we all played in 6th grade.

Now when everyone (mostly non-soccer fans who are a little bro-ish) thinks of international soccer, we Americans (again non-soccer-bro-fans) cannot help but think of INTERNATIONAL BABES!!! Soccer: love or hate it, everyone loves international futbol girls. (Probably mostly bros.)

My, my, my, seeing them on my T.V. as the camera man does his rightful job as he picks the perfect one out of the crowd, that really does make me believe in beauty again.

I love international girls . . . I mean futbol. I mean soccer.
I love international girls . . . I mean futbol. I mean soccer.

It’s a break from all the hipster and sorority girls that San Francisco is infested by. Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

And who can forget this gem that surfaced the internet today!!!


"Come on titties" - Dave Chappelle
“Come on titties” – Dave Chappelle

Man, Brazil really do love their soccer . . . and their girls.

I guess sometimes you dance so hard that your titties pop out. You can check out this sure-soon-to-be-infamous-via-blogs on imgur. Trust me, check it out.

This beautiful woman was so enticing that it stopped my roommates and I Halo game. You know we’re frat bros if something as simple has an accidental-bouncing-nipple could stop us from focusing on the amazing FPS that is Halo 4. Aside from the girl, check out the two guys next to her as they both realize the situation that is bouncing between them . . . and the other girls as they do a self-check up on the durability of their tops.

I would probably be that Asian guy in this picture . . . in all amazement

Yeah, that would totally be me. It's like God knew or something
Yeah, that would totally be me. It’s like God knew or something

Now I’m not trying to objectify women in the World Cup, but sometimes you just gotta admire beauty when the internet gives them to you.

Well, that’s all for now I suppose. I’m sure as the rounds continue and emotions draws high, there will be more amazing-World-Cup-but-not-World-Cup hilarious moments. And of course more futbol babes.

Till next time and GO AMERICA!