Random Domestic Humor: Two in One Day
Here is a random conversation that lead into one of our normal husband-abuse-tangents. I don’t know why but most of the battles end with me (Airec) making a sandwich.
Koleana Kai McGuire: Just opened another savings account…I feel like such a grown up (^_^)
Airec Syprasert I have two checking a and two savings with two diff banks. Get in my level girl
Airec Syprasert Got on
Koleana Kai McGuire 2 checkings & 2 savings between 3 places. In yo face!
Airec Syprasert 2jobs and I pick up the kids n make dinner boo-yaaa
Koleana Kai McGuire I bring home the bread, I expect dinner on the table every night!
Airec Syprasert You told me you didn’t care bout that and wouldn’t bring it up anymore!!!! we are equals you said!
Koleana Kai McGuire Well I lied. Now get back in the kitchen & make me a sandwich
Airec Syprasert Ok, you know what, I lied too; it wasn’t good, I faked it (O.O)
Airec Syprasert shared a link.
i found unicorn helmets and armor . . . play (HALO 4) with me
Koleana Kai McGuire Can we dress up in these and make a harlem shake video pweeaasseeeeee
Airec Syprasert i thought u dont like thsoe kinda videos and thought they were overkill?
Koleana Kai McGuire The beyonce shit was overkill
Airec Syprasert so what ur telling me is that you’re willing to dress up in a halo unicorn helemt as long as we do the harlem shake>?
Airec Syprasert and i emphasize in the word HALO
Koleana Kai McGuire If only there were a way to wear a spirithood OVER the unicorn helmet. Hmmmm
Airec Syprasert why, why would you wanna desecrate the sanctity of halo with a spirithood?!?!
Airec Syprasert maybe u wear the helmet and ill wear the spririthoody? with a ski mask?
Koleana Kai McGuire No I wear both!
Airec Syprasert no, you always do this! like when you didn’t let me choose the color for the drapes, you never let me get what i want
Koleana Kai McGuire You’re so damn high maintenance!
Airec Syprasert (but real talk, you can wear both unicorns cuz ill probably end up slaying the unicorn anyways. im down to make the music video if i can wear the ski mask)
Airec Syprasert and you are a control FREAK!!! always being a man and never letting me have an opinion :*(
Koleana Kai McGuire You’re opinions are irrelevant. I bring home the bread = I make all the decisions.
Koleana Kai McGuire (real talk though: this is going on the Hawaii To-Do List)
Airec Syprasert you’re never appreciative