Clashing at a Festival
By Airec Sype
I first saw this picture from the Unofficial EDC Las Vegas group today. It was posted by Stephen Bravin. I don’t know if he took that photo or fabricated it or whatever, I just want to let everyone know this was not my original idea. But I had to show everyone it.
I first posted it on my Facebook and it was an instant hit.
Clash of Clans is an video game app on multiple of different mobiles. According to Urban Dictionary, C.O.C. is a highly “addictive game” in which you use “unrealistic” soldiers to help you jizz gold . . . umm yeah.
And what this young man is doing amongst half naked girls as well as caring for no Top 40’s DJ is Clashing: the act of playing Clash of Clans. Also an act of trying to regain one’s lost virginity.
Since then, 50 more people have liked my status since I screenshot my comments. Another one of my friends also added that he is guilty of this offense.
When I went home to Visalia and saw all of my friends Clashing, I thought it was just something people in small towns do . . . but apparently it’s taking over!!!
I’m not too sure if this picture of a lonesome soldiers in a sea of people protecting his clans is real or not, it could be Photoshopped. But I guess the idea of it alone is amusing enough.
Till next time, and clash safely!
Germany Wins World Cup, But Everyone Still Remembers Brazil
By Airec Sype
If there is one thing that I know from my years of trolling the internet is that within this ginormous community of continuous information, there is no such thing as too far and cruelty will commence! No ones feelings will be spared!
Even after the World Cup has closed it doors and awarded it’s trophy to the powerful country Germany, there is still one thing that the world remembers . . . #BrazilvsGermany!!!!!!
Internet trolling was ever so true after Brazil suffered an utterly humiliating defeat by the cold hands of German in their semi-final playoff game in the World Cup. And my God, the internet had a field day with this.
So to save you guys sometime trolling the internet, I have found some “Best Hits” of mine that the internet had to offer.
NOTE: None of these images or creative ideas are mine, so I will give credit from where I found it and credit to my best extent. I don’t want y’all coming after me with a pitch fork demanding my blood.
From Odin’s B-Log, I found this nifty plea from the Simpsons characters begging for the pride of Brazil:
And for my friends who are also Avatar geeks like me (not that Blue Mans Group reject Avatar from James Cameron), Fokusas 😀 presents us a German Aang taking away Brazil’s Fire Lord’s ability to compete in the World Cup:
The Chive also complied a great shares of memes by John. There 14 great ones that includes a curse put on by Justin Beiber and Dodgeball references, but I think I’m just going to post this one that hits close to home. My heart still feels for the Denver Bronchos and their lost to the Sea hawks . . . I couldn’t watch ESPN for a whole month after the Super Bowl:
There a lot of good ones on there, so check em out!!!
BuzzFeed took it a step up with their compilation of before and after slideable memes! You can change the picture from when the Brazilians were happy and full of hope to when their spirits and souls were CRUSHED!
If that wasn’t enough sad Brazilians for you, check out this Tumblr which is dedicated to showing the world the sad faces of Brazil.
Also, if there was a need for more salt in the wound, a site that I have done some research on before, Pornhub, decided to get in on this Brazil run with this awesomely tweet from Pornhub Katie:
“If I wanted to see a Brazilian gang-bang I would just go on Pornhub. #BrazilvsGermany”
In fact, Pornhub had to also release this tweet after it released its floodgates:
“Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany”
Yup, the internet sure did have a field day with this Brazil lost. Some also notable Facebook quotes I would like to mention (please don’t get mad at me because I did not make them up) are: “How many goals did Germany make against Brazil? A Brazillion!” and “I bet Brazil did nazi that coming.”
Yeah, I know that last one is in bad taste, but it’s the internet, it’s a place where it kicks ya down and then steps on your balls.
Till next time, troll hard.
PS, Pornhub Katie is actually kinda cute.
I Always End Up Being the Asian Housewife(Husband)
I haven’t posted in awhile, so I thought I would take this opportunity to post up another conversation that Koleana and I had, in which we somehow came to the conclusion that I end up getting emotionally/physically abused in our fake marriage.
I don’t know how it turned out like this. Of course we never intentionally meant to make fun of abusive relationships; it just started off as emasculating jokes against me and now I’m her Asian housewife who makes her imaginary Facebook dinners.
I’m pretty sure in the future I will write a post on how this all started, but for now enjoy this great post that turned into useless banter- accompanied with memes that I created!!!
Here’s one of the memes that started it all:
Now here’s the conversation!!!
Airec Syprasert to Koleana Kai McGuire
- today i met a sophomore who is studying human bio at ucsd and she expressed interest about becoming a physical therapist, but she spoke of the difficulties, so i told her about the legend of Koleana the doctor McGuire and I think she was inspired.
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Koleana Kai McGuire Hahaha glad i could be an inspiration! I hope you didn’t give away too many of my secrets
Airec Syprasert haha what should i tell her when i see her next? ride unicorns to the top?
Koleana Kai McGuire Tell her the solution to everything is glitter and unicorns!
Airec Syprasert umm . . . on second thought, maybe i wont say anything more, you know, i wanna end the tale on a high note bahaha
Koleana Kai McGuire Hahaha you dick. Real talk though, tell her the solution is having a strong stomach, she’s gonna spend a lot of time in cadaver labs…especially being a human bio major
Airec Syprasert she said shes cool with everything . . . but needles. and no your a dick: a dick covered in glitter that shoots out rainbows
Koleana Kai McGuire So she gets squemish around needles, but not dead bodies? Haha ok.
Airec Syprasert i thought all white girls were squemish around needles lol
Koleana Kai McGuire Well you thought wrong!
Airec Syprasert you snow flakes surprises me everyday
Koleana Kai McGuire How dare you make generalizations based on race/skin color! Now go make me some dinner!
Airec Syprasert no please lower your voice or else people on facebook will hear; i didnt mean to make you mad. ill be a good asian wife and get started on dinner now. :*(
Airec Syprasert i hope fried rice is ok
Koleana Kai McGuire I suppose. JUST MAKE SURE ITS VEGAN!!!!
Airec Syprasert *sob *sob ok, just please dont hit me again. i told you that that pork fried rice i made you was accidental *sob *sob *hellokitty *sob
Koleana Kai McGuire No excuses! *slap*
Airec Syprasert *cries my mother warned me about white girls. why must you beat an immigrant child even more with the right hand of america
Koleana Kai McGuire Hahahahahahaaha ok this is getting outa pocket & the unicorn needs her glitter sleep for tomorrow
Airec Syprasert yeah, i think the rest of this conversation should be done on text messaging or fb message. but next time i see her ill tell her the secret to success is by beating an Asian house husband and blowing a load of glitter in his face. lol night
Daniel Uchiyama Fucking hilarious
Airec Syprasert thats the comedy style of #kokoandairec
Koleana Kai McGuire Yes, crude and almost offensive.
Airec Syprasert thats right! Good job partner *high fives laptizzle screen*
Now here is a rebuttal to my original meme (which I still forgot to post pictures from Hawaii).
-Hope y’all have a good one, Sype