WARNING: Video is not safe for work and contains nudity.
As every adrenaline junky knows, speeding in cars (although fun, it’s not safe at all) is a sure way for someone to get their heart racing (no pun intended). Which apparently is a huge problem for the citizens in Denmark. Luckily, the State bordering Germany have found a cure to their problem: topless women.
In this video, Denmark police has enlist the help of some trusty, and busty (;P), women to help with this problem.
As Heidi, one of the brave woman in the video holding up a sign reminding drivers the speed limit, tells us (in a sassy manner while still holding an authoritative tone), she’s just doing her job to ensure the safety of walking patrons by making sure drivers are downshifting their stick-shift . . . well hopefully they’re grabbing the right stick, to the appropriate speed.
However, a new problem arises from this topless-solution . . . and I’m not just talking about the problem in drivers’ pants. Drivers now are no longer speeding, they are stopping the flow of traffic. These topless women are now stopping traffic! Who would have thought, right?
Now is this the answer to Denmark’s speeding problem? I don’t know. But Heidi and her team are defiantly doing their job, and a great one, to slow down traffic. Who knows, maybe if Visalia caught onto this brilliant idea maybe I wouldn’t have a speeding ticket. I mean, who doesn’t love blonde European girls and titties.