This page is going to be dedicated to creating a list of things we plan for our ‘Merica Road Trip!
Travel from the Best (I mean West) Coast to the East Coast.
It will be like we’re doing a U across the United States of America.
Coast to Coast baby!
In about 3 years of course, once Koleana returns to the States from Africa.
Here are some ideas that a website called SheKnows offers us.
The Plan: (Subject to Change)
California
-Start off in San Francisco. Drive to Tahoe to Reno
Nevada
-Drive through Reno to Vegas
-Maybe stay at Kokos grandpa’s house (shower)
-Get a 151 Fat Tuesday with a shot of Everclear and a sandwich at Earls
-Wake up and drive to Arizona
Arizona
-Visit the Grand Canyon.
-Throw a wishing penny off into the canyon.
-Take pictures. Look around and shit. Shotgun beers.
-Drive to the Four Corners (Arizona, Utah, Colarado, New Mexico)
Four Corners
-Hold hands like they did in the Simpsons
-Shotgun beers
-Drive to Houston.
Texas
-Visit Huston
-Drink cheap beer.
-Eat Texas BBQ while Koko is sleeping
-Visit the Houston Texans Stadium
-Tailgate at some Football event
-Drive to New Orleans
Louisiana
-Visit Jan, Ozstriker, and Haley in New Orleans
-Party on Bourbon Street
-Flash my chest for beads
-Drive to Tampa
Florida
-Visit Tampa
-Try to visit the race track and rage at Daytona
-Drive to Miami
-Visit South Beach and possibility rage in Miami
-Take a nap at the beach
-Drive to Orlando
-Visit Disney World and Harry Potter Land
-Drive to South Carolina
South Carolina
-Try to find a Bed and Breakfast like I’ve seen in the movies
-Have a crazy adventure at a Bed and Breakfast
-Visit Juno’s brother in Easley
-Drive to D.C.
Virginia
-Visit Washington D.C.
-Hit up the White House and other government shiiit
-Go out in D.C.
-Visit Jose’s sister
-Drive through Jersey
Jersey
-Maybe visit the Shore
-Drive to New York
New York
-Shotgun beers in Central Park
-Do Hoodrat things in Time Square
-Window shop and look around
-See a Broadway Musical
-Eat a hotdog (while Koko eats a pretzel) in Brooklyn
-See the Statue of Liberty from a distance while we eat hotdogs and shit
-Eat at a famous vegetarian restaurant in New York
-Try and get Missy and Mike to come to New York
-Visit Tim and Taylar
-Drive to Boston
Massachusetts
-Visit Boston
-See where the Tea Party happened
– Maybe go to New Ham. to see Foxboro
-Visit the Patriots Stadium
-FreePhoAll
-Drive back to New York
-Niagara Falls
-Take Pictures
-Shotgun Beers
-Throw a wishing penny
-Maybe go to Canada
Canada (if we have time)
-RAGE
-Site see
-Stalk GSP
To Do List:
-Airec and/or Koleana get licenses
-Acquire an old school VW van
-Trick other people into driving the van
-Live out of van throughout the trip
-Couch surf in order to meet local people and have places to shower (>.<)
-Get party supplies
People To Accompany on This Epic Journey:
-Koleana K. McGuire
-Airec T. Syprasert
-Jose Ronses
-Angela M.
-Jovani M.
-Anna Q.?
Notes:
-There will be a lot of drinking on this trip
-Many pictures will be taken
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